Tristancafe Filipino Columns

Mabuhay! Mabuhay! Dahil ako ay muling nabuhay! Kumusta naman kayo mga katambay? Matagal tagal na naman akong nawala at nagwala. I’m sure you guys have missed me so bad that you’ve listened to my past podcasts over and over again. Well dont worry mga Katambay, because DJ Jeprox is here and here to stay.

In this episode, you’ll gonna be hearing me talk about a lot of different stuff. Some with sense, some without. But it doesn’t matter dahil dito sa Tristancafe walang pakialamanan ng buhay. Pakialamanan nyo na ang buhay ng mga kapitbahay nyo, pati na rin mga kapitbahay ko, basta wag lang ang mga sinasabi ko. Hehe, di ba demanding? Ganun talaga pag sikat. Naks sikaw daw oh!

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Una sa lahat, let me just greet all our LGBT friends out there ng mabuhay at Happy Pride Week! Our program today is specially dedicated to all of you.

Mga Katambay, it is that time in our program again for our special greetings, most requested song, and video of the week. At syempre pa, hind magpapahuli sa pagpapabati ang ating mga constant listeners who dont seem to get tired from tuning in and waiting for Yours Truly to make another broadcast.

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The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is to love and be loved in return. - Moulin Rouge

O, very dramatic ang opening natin di ba? At bakit kamo? Kasi panahon na naman for our letter sender of the week. And you’ll be surprised how this story would turn out to be. Gaya nga ng sabi ng letter sender sa kanyang liham:

Y’know what, Kuya Jep, I’ve always been confident and secured with our relationship. There was never a time that I felt that we’ll ever gonna have a major problem. Until this had to happen…

Ano kaya ang nangyaring iyon? Aba, syempre di ko yan sasagutin hangga’t hindi kayo nakikinig. E pag sinagot ka yan dito malamang di nyo na ko pakinggan, unless op kors sobrang deadz na deadz kayo sa sobrang makalaglag salawal kong tinig. Hihihi! Sana nga may ganun akong kakayahan. Yung tipong lahat ng makakausap ko, malalaglagan ng salawal. Hahahay! Ang saya!

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Hello, Heller and Haller mga Katambay! Welcome back to our program. At pagkatapos ng isang siglo, I’m presenting to you again the much awaited portion of DJ Jeprox — the most requested song at ang featured video of the week.

In this broadcast I will also be answering some of your questions like, gaano kahaba at gaano kataba. Hahaha! Opkors not. What do you think of me, thinking of you? Sa susunod na episode na lang yun. Pero yun nga, I will be answering some of your tough questions. Kung ano man yun, just listen up.

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Thank you for staying tuned in mga Katambay. Yours Truly has been away for a few weeks for vacation. Medyo napahaba nga lang yata. But I’m glad that I’m back. I mean aren’t you?

Now that I’m back, I’ll once again start my broadcast from where I left off. Of course it’s time for our letter sender of the day (Yehey!). And what better way to start it than reading to you a letter from Justin. Here are a few lines from his letter:

“Sa sobrang lungkot ko, I indulged myself in numerous activities…”

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Hello once again mga Katambay! Your kyot na kyot kahit dugyot na medyo kulot na DJ is online ulit. How’s everybody doing today? I’m sure you missed me after a few days of not being on air. But now that I’m back, I’m making sure that you’ll gonna have a blast tuning in to your favorite online station… DJ Jeprox!

So, what do I have in store for you today? Syempre pa, I’ll be greeting our special friends at Tristancafe. After that, I’ll be playing your most requested Pinoy song that I’m sure you’re all eager to hear. Who do I have in my lineup? Just listen up! At meron tayong bagong pakulo sa show. We have a special featured video for the day. This is a Pinoy Classic that I’m sure you’ll all gonna hate and love. Pero of course, wag natin agad panoorin. Let’s listen first to what your hottest DJ in town has got to say. Kaya wag nang mag atubili pa. Fire up those speakers or hook up your headsets, and join DJ Jep as he takes you to the world of Tristancafe…. (ay onga pala, the ride starts as soon as you click on play).

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Good morning, good afternoon, at good evening mga ka-tambay! Happy weekend sa inyo! Medyo kalalabas lang ng sweldo, saan ba ang gimik natin? Kung gusto nyo ng gimik na masaya na, wala pang gastos, at kapupulutan pa ng aral, eh makinig na lang kayo sa 2nd episode ng online radio program ng yours truly, Kuya Jep, the DJ that rocks!

Here I’ll be reading our very first love problem from letter-sender Annie. And opkors, I’ll also be giving her some heartfelt advise na hopefully ay makatulong sa kanya, at pati na din sa inyong lahat, Dear Listeners. O ha, ano ang sinabi ni Dr. Love at Joe the Mango? Lalo na kung pagwapuhan ang labanan, panis sila kay DJ Jeprox, hehe!

Here’s a teaser of Annie’s letter:

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Mga ka-tambay, mga pasaway, mahahalay, at mga walang magawa sa buhay… presenting, ang pinakabagong kahuhumalingan ng bayan, the newest craze to hit the world wide web… ME!!!

First, allow me to introduce myself.

Kuya Jep, or DJ Jeprox as known in tristancafe.com, ay ang boses ng Tristancafe — Ang Tambayan ng mga Walang Magawa sa Buhay.

He has a natural talent in speaking and can charm almost anybody with his soothing voice and gorgeous looks. Kahit wala pang nakakakita sa kanya ng personal, paniwalaan na lang natin. Panampalatayaan natin.

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