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posted by timbonfire (Oct 27, 2008 @ 10:39PM) views: 1114
guy 1:oi pare ano spelling ng orange?
guy 2:ang tanga mo naman pare!anong gusto mo i spell ko.
yung color o yung prutas?


SA IMPYERNO.......


SATANAS: p apiliin kita ng gusto mong parusa.dito sa mga pinto ng kaparusahan.
BINUKSAN ANG 1ST ROOM
isang lalaki ang nakakadena habang unti-unting lumulubog sa dagat ng apoy.
Juan:ayoko dyan!
BINUKSAN ANG 2ND ROOM
isang lalaki nakakadena,nilalatigo
Juan:ayoko dyan!
BINUKSAN ANG 3RD ROOM
isang matandang lalaki nakakadena habang tsinutsupa ng isang magandang babae.
Juan:dyan!dyan ako!
SATANAS: ( kinalabit ang babae)may kapalit ka na.


A chinese womanmarried an Englishman.She cant speak English.At the market,she wanted to buy pork leg,she showed her legs.Next day,she needed chicken breast,she showed her breast.On the 3rd day she brought along her husband because she wanted a sausage!
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meishi    •reply Oct 28, 2008 @ 12:19 AM
 
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louwee    •reply Oct 28, 2008 @ 1:37 AM
 
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kakatuwa ung sa impyerno...


hehe... lolz!
death_godess    •reply Oct 28, 2008 @ 2:07 AM
 
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di nmn tinapos ung last joke e,.,
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  hunnie_bhie    •reply    Oct-28-08@6:01AM
kaya nga
  hunnie_bhie    •reply    Oct-28-08@6:02AM
siguro hnd tinapos pra magmukhang joke, lol
  Malz    •reply    Oct-31-08@4:01PM
tapos po! Di mo lang nagetz! : l o l : 
diewithme    •reply Oct 28, 2008 @ 4:34 AM
 
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anyD    •reply Oct 28, 2008 @ 5:46 AM
 
ano ba ung pangalawa.. : r o l l : 
angelicniz21    •reply Oct 28, 2008 @ 1:42 PM
 
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krizes    •reply Oct 29, 2008 @ 3:18 AM
 
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bitin yung huli : h m m : 
argus_bloodbeard02    •reply Oct 29, 2008 @ 4:34 AM
 
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