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posted by (Sep 23, 2009 @ 8:22PM) views: 404
i just learned a new medical word. its called:


Gräfenberg


so hu wanna bet wat it means??? oopsss, no goggle allowed not even a peak in dictio. or text sumone : n o n o : 


first one to answer, is uhm....shall we say EXPERT???



: r o l l : 


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anyway, napadaan lng aku sa g-mall. pauwi na sana wen i feel the urge to pee. so i went to restroom, and i was surprised that while relieving myself i read some vandals... not that i mind does "wanted textmates" post..


nabasa ku kc handwriting ku dun... cursing my ex boyfriend's ex-girlfriend na naging current nya kaya aku na na current naging ex. : h m m : 


gets nyo???

indi..?


basta nahiya aku sa vandal ku..ambabaw ku pala tlga nung teen-ager aku : k u m u s t a : 



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nasa mall pa din aku, when i remember the time na nag field trip ang first year sa skul namen dito sa davao. visit kme sa croc. park, phil eagle, coca-cola plantation etc (not etcetera, end of thinking capacity un...limot ku na san pa kme nagpunta..ahaha) at dahil nasa tuktok kme ng bundok nakatira, karamihan sa mga classmate ku pers taym naka punta ng city. : r a z z : 


no exxag tlga... tuwang-tuwa cla makita ang mga malalaking bus, holding hands pa sa pagtawid at amazed na amazed sa traffic lights : n o t w o r t h y : 


well, last stop namen is mall. ang usapan dapat nasa bus na kme by 8 pm. 3 bus kme all in all, lahat naka uniform...so visible tlga maxado pag pasok ng mall. kanyang-kanyang gala...me sa bukstore..me pumasok sa malaking bubuyog..me kunwari bibili ng dress ... alang pakilaman..kala mu di magkakilala. nsa mall eh, totyal : l o l : 


ayun, me classmate aku na itago na lng naten sa apelyedong "samonte" ... isa xa sa mga pinalad na lumaki sa kaloob-looban ng agusan forrest and reservation. at dahil cguro takot na makantyawan ng groupo, pinili nya na mapag-isa. xa lng mismo ang pumasok sa mga store... bumili pa xa ng cassete tape ng bsb ...bibilib na sana kame,


kaso sumablay nung humabol xa samen sa escalator..sasabay daw samen mag snack... ang camote-i mean si samonte pala.. sigaw ng sigaw "nganung dili ku kasaka???"(bat di aku makaakyat???) to the highest level... malamang nataranta xa kc kme paakyat..pwo xa kahit anung akyat at takbo nya..pababa- at pababa pa din xa...


naawa cguro ang guard, nilapitan xa at sinabing..."boss, sa pikas escalator ang pasaka...pababa yang inaakyatan mu"


plamis, sobrang tinginan ang mga tao..lalo at same kme ng uniform : s a d n a n a : 



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sa gmall pa din, same day: D 


me magandang dilag. itago ulit naten sa name na "mary rose" eto naman, di naman laking bukid. medyo xpose naman xa sa civilization...kaso ganun tlga ata pag blonde... medyo kulang ang hangin sa utak: e s e p : 



nakasunod lng kme sa group nila, me sarili sana kameng plans.. nag dedebate pa kme kung manoud ng sine or mag window shopping lng... di kme decided nang maagaw ung attensyon namen-


"hala ka kyut sa dress" sbi ni mary rose..sabay pasok sa isang store..



BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG!!!!!

" ai, naa diay salamin" sabi ni bopol. tinginan uli ang mga tao sa uniform namen. : h i d e : 


anlakas ng kalabog nung mabunggo nya ang salamin ng mall. ayun, sa awa ng diyos, bukol lng ang nakuha at di naman nag crack ang salamen..kundi bayad danyos pa kme : m a d : 



ayun, nanood na lng kme ng sine para indi pa kme mapahiya ng todo-todo : c r y : 



kwe-kwento ku pa sana senyo ung classmate din namen na humingi ng ketchup sa waiter para panghalo sa chowking special halo-halo nya..kaso, cornikz na maxado : r o l l : 



ps. sorry na po, kala ku tlga uuwi aku ds week : s o r r y : 


: t a k a s : 



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kleija06    •reply Sep 23, 2009 @ 8:23 PM
 
: b o o k :  haba : d e a d n a n a : 
bitoybogoboy    •reply Sep 23, 2009 @ 9:08 PM
 
: h m m : : h m m : : h m m : 

wawa naman si agusan forest at si blondie.

tiguwang ka na danghag ka lng gihapon
jala! ambad ku

naa bay coca cola plantation diay?

tinuod?talga?..plantation : r o l l : 

pinipitas nila parang saging yun kok saktu?


weeeeeeehhhh punta atu jan!!!: r o l l : 
  Psychotic101    •reply    Sep-23-09@9:35PM
ahaha...

ako din! gusto ko makakita ng puno ng coke.. : r o l l : 
  kleija06    •reply    Sep-24-09@2:53PM
nang aasar na naman : h m m p : 






sowe naman, un tlga dinig ku weh.. planta ng coke??? ah ewan : t a m p o : 
  Tank20    •reply    Sep-25-09@10:57AM
: r o l l : 

meron san miguel brewery, san miguel glass plant, coca cola bottling plant

meron DOLE PINEAPPLE PLANTATION, Del Monte Banana Plantation, Del Monte Pineapple Plantation...dme dme nya mula south cotabato hanggang gensan....pati sa bukidnon sangkaterba...


: r o l l :  : w a v e : 
neo21    •reply Sep 23, 2009 @ 9:29 PM
 
Gräfenberg : r o l l : 


a couple of days ago nabasa ko to sa wikipedia while searching for IUDs
  kleija06    •reply    Sep-24-09@2:54PM
di ku na daw tatanungin para san ung IUD's mu : t a k o t : 
Psychotic101    •reply Sep 23, 2009 @ 9:36 PM
 
Wait nalang ako ng answer. Lol
  kleija06    •reply    Sep-24-09@2:55PM
dumating na answer mu : l o l : 
CookieMonster    •reply Sep 23, 2009 @ 9:45 PM
 
Grafenberg is the name of the doctor who claimed to have found a certain spot in the female genitalia that when stimulated,it could lead to extreme amounts of pleasure during an orgasm.Thus,the G-spot is a spot where a man must fiddle so that he can satisfy the woman.: t u t u t : 
  kefalek    •reply    Sep-24-09@1:38AM
kaya pala pamilyar... : h m m :  hmm! : g r i n : 
Pero totoo ba to? : c o n f u s e d :  La ako experience dyan eh!
  CookieMonster    •reply    Sep-24-09@11:02AM
subjective daw ung g-spot.me iba nagcclaim na meron,ung iba naman,wala daw. : l o l : 

kanya kanyang experience : l o l : 
  Tank20    •reply    Sep-24-09@12:04PM
: e v i l : 

bossing anu ang pinaka malakas na muscle ng tao?

alam ko DILA!!

kasi kya ng dila magpaangat ng balakang: r o l l : 

kya ng dila mag pasigaw ng--jan pa, jan pa, cge paaa!!!

[kya din ng dila maglimpiyo ng igit...wujajjajajaaja]


naku bka tamaan g-spot ni __________[fill in the blanks]
  kleija06    •reply    Sep-24-09@2:57PM
bad lolo : j o m b a g : 
  Tank20    •reply    Sep-25-09@10:58AM
: n a u g h t y :  as usual...ang lolo mo ambad lge!
  kefalek    •reply    Sep-26-09@3:51AM
kailangan siguro mahaba dila mo para maabot mo yung spot na yun!
  kleija06    •reply    Sep-24-09@2:56PM
parang wiki galeng to weh : e s e p : 


: r o l l : 
kleija06    •reply Sep 24, 2009 @ 3:18 PM
 
di ku tlga xa gets : s a d n a n a : 
kleija06    •reply Sep 24, 2009 @ 3:20 PM
 
hahaiz : c r y : 
BrokenPromises    •reply Sep 25, 2009 @ 6:44 PM
 
nakukuryos ako. : r o l l : 
  kefalek    •reply    Sep-26-09@3:52AM
dont experiment! : g r i n : 
ann_31    •reply Sep 30, 2009 @ 9:33 PM
 
the G-spot finder...
ymorz28    •reply Oct 3, 2009 @ 11:47 PM
 
Grafenberg-it is the sensitive area of the anterior wall of the vagina. it was named by the american (German born) gynecologist) and it is further described as the role of the urethra in female orgasm.

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