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nabasa ko lang sa fb to
 lupang hinirang ka ba? kasi handa akong mamatay nang dahil sayo.. 
oldies .. parepost
Ikaw ba si GOOGLE? Nasayo na kasi lahat ng hinahanap ko. --------- umutot ka ba? Cause you took my breath away! -------- boy: kaya pala walang bituin sa langit eh... girl: huh? bakit naman? boy: nandito ka kasi.... ------- boy: alam mo ikaw ang pangalawa sa pinakamagandang babaeng nakilala ko. girl: eh sino naman yung isa? boy: ikaw! pag nakangiti ka. ------- girl: break na tayo... kailangan ko kasi mag concentrate sa studies ko. boy: ah ganun ba? siguraduhin mo lang na wala kang bagsak. girl: bakit naman? boy: kasi kung hindi... TAYO ULIT!!! ------- boy: [nahihiya] girl: may nangyayari ba sayo? boy: wala naman.. kasi nung nakita kita parang pringles na yung tibok ng puso ko. girl: bakit naman pringles? boy: kasi nung nakita kita, it popped and now it won't stop. ------- boy: excuse me, hindi ba masakit? girl: ang alin? boy: ung katawan mo? girl: hindi naman, bakit? boy: tinadtad na kasi ng kagandahan ------- girl: anong plano mo ten years from now? boy: wala naman. gusto ko lang na pareho na tayo ng apelyido ten years from now. ------- boy: sana naging damit na lang ako. girl: ano namang pa epek yun? boy: wala lang. para kahit minsan subukan mo kung bagay ako sayo. ------ boy: parang tumatangkad ka. girl: ha? hindi nga? boy: oo nga. girl: weh. pano mo naman nasabi? boy: kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita.... eh ngayon nasa isip na kita. ------- bf: laro tayo. gf: ano naman? bf: kahit ano. basta wag lang tagu-taguan. gf: eh bakit naman? bf: simple lang, BECAUSE A GIRL LIKE YOU IS HARD TO FIND. ----- girl: may gagawin ka ba bukas??? boy: meron eh. girl: ay ganun ba? importante ba? boy: mejo eh. girl: bakit, ano ba gagawin mo? boy: wala naman, mas mamahalin lang kita sa mga susunod na araw ------- boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai??? girl: ha? bakit? birthday mo ba ngayon?? hindi. wala lang. i just want to SIOMAI love for you. ------- boy: pwede bang magpatulong sa'yo tungkol sa speech ko. girl: sure. teka san ka ba pinaka interisado? boy: ah... uhm.... SA'YO! ------- next time yung mas luma.. ooppsss.. paadd sa may blog http://natuyongtintangbolpen.blogspot.com/
Boy: Ang manok, baboy, gulay, prutas..
Girl:hmp alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na, tyo nlang ang hnd pa!? Boy: hnd, lhat un ntikman q na ikw nlng hnd! -hahahahahahaha 
bf:: alam mo ba na may iba't ibang view?
gf: anu ano naman yun? bf: diba may front view, side view, rear view... (mahabang pause) gf: tapos?? bf: meron pa isa, yung pinaka the best na view sa lahat... gf: ano? bf: loview (love you) whooo cheessssy..haha.. natawa gf ko dito ehh..hehe
BOY:ano ang translation nang ikaw ay nasa lab kasama ko
GIRL:ano? BOY: youre in lab with me 
oldies collection
 Can i take your picture?? coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!! ----- Boy: alam mo ba lagi kang nasa panaginip ko Girl: talaga lang huh!! Boy: oo.. Muka ka kasing bangungot... --------------- Am i a bad shooter?? coz i keep on missing you.. ----------- Can you recommend a good bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you. ------------ Girl :ilang babae na ba minahal mo ha?” boy: bakit, ilan ka ba? -----------------
panjo
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Oct-21-09@8:19AM
boy: ‘kala ko ba malakas instinct ng mga girls.
girl: syempre naman, madali kaming makaramdam kung may nangyayari na. boy: ganun? eh bakit di mo nararamdaman na mahal na kita? ===================== boy: pwede mo ba ko tulungan? naliligaw na kasi ako eh. girl: bakit san mo ba balak pumunta? boy: sa daan na didiretso sa piling mo. ===================== boy: kaya pala walang bituin sa langit eh… girl: huh? bakit naman? boy: nandito ka kasi… ===================== Girl(Getting Irritated): Ano ba kasi hinahanap mo? Tagal na nating umiikot e. La pa rin ba? Boy: Di ko nga rin alam e. Basta pag nakita ko lam ko, yun na yun. Parang ikaw, nung una kitang nakita lam ko ikaw na. ===================== boy: teacher ka ba? girl: sorry hindi, bakit naman pumasok sa isip mo yan? boy: uhm, wala lang, tinuruan mo kasi akong magmahal. ====================== You know what? If I get married? I won’t even invite you! …. Cause you’re going to be my bride.” =========================== “My heart is like a baker … it’s always beating for you.” =========================== “Cholesterol ka ba? kasi nakakataba ka ng puso e…” ============================ “Para tayong science … may chemistry tayo e” ============================ “High voltage ka ba? Kasi there’s a spark between us” ============================
napacorny na yata ako.
panjo
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Oct-21-09@9:08AM
ows? pabisita naman, paadd na rin sa fb nyan.. hehe http://natuyongtintangbolpen.blogspot.com/
ee kUa post m nlng d2
panjo
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Oct-22-09@11:43AM
utot_mong_green@rocketmail.com yan email add ko
kahit kalokohan seryoso yan
BOY:Pustiso kaba?
GIRL:bakit naman? BOY:coz icant smile without you *** BOY:alam mo para kang tae!! GIRL  sinampal)Bastos!BOY:totoo naman eh GIRL:bakit naman? ha? BOY:dahil kxe hindi kita kayang paglaruan 
oxygen ka ba?
bakit? -kasi ikakamatay ko pag nawala ka. ang pagmamahal ko sa'yo parang metro ng taxi, kasi habang lumalayo ka..lalo akong napapamahal. kung magiging cactus ka man, handa akong masaktan mayakap ka lang. kapag feeling mo may kulang sa buhay mo, baka ako yun! SOBRANG CHEESY!
~*sana naging holdaper ka nalang, kasi handa akong ibigay ang lahat wag mu lang akong sasaktan.
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