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Sa Palengke...
Tindera: Ilang tali ng sitaw? Jose: 3x-5 where x=6 Tindera: So 13, bale mura lang 5sin90 ang isa. Jose: Ummm... Paki-convert naman po using arc tangent. Tindera: Di ko carry, tangent nalang.... 5tan45, kung gusto mo mag-apply ka na lang ng reduction formula. Jose: Ok na po, eto bayad (x?2-4x+3)/sin3x where x=7, keep the change! Kung ganito ka useful ang math sa buhay natin, Suntukan nlang!!!!  A naughty thought.... Boy: If you dont want to see me smoking..... Then you should find a way to keep my lips busy.  A man went to Africa a day ahead of his wife. After a few hours he sends his wife a message via email but to a wrong add! The message went to a grieving widow who fainted after reading his message: "Dearest wife,just got here. Everything is prepared for your arrival tommorow...- Your loving husband... P.S. Its true . Its very very hot down here!  Fooling her? Try new head and shoulders for men =) - Manny Pacquaio  bf: Tell me the truth, how many men have you slept with? gf: Babe, I swear I only slept with you.... Yung iba xe... Hindi tlaga aq pinapatulog!!!  Share this post (facebook, email, twitter, etc) at pagpapalain ka ng husto.
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