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Wala Lang!
A large sigboard says: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" Nakita ng lasenggo... "So what?! Sino ba nagmamadali?" ********** Mrs. Rivera: Inday, napansin mo ba ang barong ni Sir mo, lagi na lang may lipstick? Inday: Opo nga Ma'am! Mukhang niloloko na tayo ni Sir ah! ********** Mrs. Dantes: Papauwi ka na ba? Asan ka na? Dingdong: Andito po ako sa hospital. Mrs. Dantes: (Umiiyak) Ha? Ano nangyari sa 'yo? Dingdong: 'Nay, nurse po ako, duty ako ngayon! ********** Isang binata naputulan ng parehong braso.. Pagdating sa ospital: Ompong: Dok, gamutin n'yo po ako, naputol pareho ang braso ko. Dok Aga: Mga anong oras ka ba naputulan? Ompong: Mga 10 oras na po. Dok Aga: 10? Eh, bakit ngayon ka lang pumunta dito? Ompong: Haller!!! Mahirap kayang pumara ng jeep!. ********** Pacman: 'Nay ilan liters meron ang 400mL na COKE? Aling Dionisia: 4 Liters! Pacman: 4? Sure 'Nay? Aling Dionisia: Yes Anak.. Liter C, Liter O, Liter K, Liter E, eh di 4 liters di ba? ********** Twelve Midnight: Boy was drunk and he called his Special Friend: Richard: Hello, ano ginagawa mo? Jewel: Natutulog na, gabi na kaya! Richard: Di mo man lang hinintay tawag ko. Jewel: Di eh! Richard: Na-mimiss mo ba ako? Jewel: At bakit kita ma mimiss?? Richard: Kunwari ka pa! Jewel: Ha, ganun!! Matulog ka na, antok na ako. (Pagbaba ng fone..) Jewel: Hay, sana lagi s'yang lasing para ako Mahal n'ya. Richard: Sana habang buhay na lang akong malasing para masabi kong Mahal Ko S'ya. ( ayyyy... TORPE naman.. hehehe). next time uli.... nagmamadali lang po ako... happy week end everyone! Share this post (facebook, email, twitter, etc) at pagpapalain ka ng husto.
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