It's been quite a while since I've tried to write something.
It only proves that being lazy will get me nowhere.

Anyways,I'd like to let off some steam since the past 30days have been too stressful.So before I stress myself again for the upcoming 2nd semester,here are some ridiculous conversations that I've overheard during my everyday adventures.


I always ride the FX whenever I go to school.It's fast,convenient,and cool.But sometimes,the mere comfort of an airconditioned vehicle is not enough to calm my nerves.

There were two guys,one sitting in front,and the other beside me.And believe me,I really had trouble trying to hold those laughs.

Guy1:Alam mo pare,naiinis nako jan kay Marco e.
Guy2:Kay Marco?Baket naman pare?
Guy1:Kase pare kung makatingin sakin e,alam mo ung minamata ako?Pare nakakalalake e.
Guy2:Hayaan mo na yun pare.Ganun talaga si Marco.Pagsasabihan ko nalang.

Guy1:Pagsabihan mo yun pare.Pag napuno ako dun,didibdiban ko yun.Pag dinibdiban ko yun baka hindi makahinga yun pare.

I mean,that's just plain silly!Striking a hammer fist to someone's chest will definitely have a hard time breathing!
It's as if he'd kill him or anything.If I were that guy and I'm trying to impress my bro',I'd say other constructive and innovative ways to strike fear into Marco.


Another awkward moment was again my trip to school.My usual route to school is to ride a jeepney along buendia.While waiting for a jeepney in a no unloading/loading zone,I noticed a man anxiously waiting for someone.I can tell that he is really pissed off.So when his date arrived,I thought he'd be the one controlling the anger/really-pissed-off drama.Here is what I've heard.

Guy:ASAN KA BA?KANINA PA KO NAGHIHINTAY!ILANG ORAS NAKONG NANDITO!BAKIT DI KA NAGTETEXT?HA?

Girl:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAGO KA PALA E!

Shocked and awed,the guy shrunk to a tiny calmer voice,while the woman grew more harsh and scary.So to redeem his machismo,he tried to ask in a calm manner.

Guy:Bakit?Ano bang nangyari sayo?

Girl:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAGO KA PALA E!NASA BUS AKO!KATABI KO HOLDAPER!TAPOS ILALABAS KO YANG P*T*NG *N*NG SELPON NA YAN?!GAGO KA PALA E!

Guy:bakit hindi ka nga nagtext?

Girl:GAGO KA BA?KATABI KO HOLDAPER TAPOS GUSTO MONG ITEXT KITA?GAGO KA BA?NAHOLDAP NA KO!AKALA KO MAMATAY NAKO!

tears slowly fell from the scared and angry woman.While she has been too vocal about the mishap she'd been through,the guy was still in shock.He only said one phrase after I hailed a jeep.

Guy:Bakit ang tagal mo?

Sweet.

Now this scenario was really awkward and ridiculous in many ways.While walking back home,I noticed two pretty girls from my right side of the street.On my left side,a middle aged plump woman was walking towards them.To my delight,I heard one of the girls' angelic voice.But to even my surprise,their dialogue was something to consider.

Manang:San kayo galing?
Girl:Nag pa "dukot"
Manang:Saan?
Girl2:Nag pa "dukot" nga.
Manang:Ano nag pakulot?
Girl:Hinde.Nagpadukot.

Manang:ahh,nadukutan kayo?

The scene was really awkward because while they were walking towards each other,I happened to be just in between them.So while they were happy sharing their "dukotan" moments,I was there in the middle walking,listening,and secretly laughing for whatever the term "dukot" meant to them.


That's about it.It's so fun writing again.

I just hope that I can be more productive in the near future.

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