Kung wala kang Magandang sasabihin wag ka nang mag salita

Ang bobo Mo !!!! Dalahin mo nga kahit minsan utak mO!

a guy visits his dying Chinese friend..

the chinese said, "hon pi chik!" and die.

GIRLFRIEND: ayaw ko na! ill return to you all the things youve given me!

BOYFRIEND: okey then , let's start w/ the kisses

Bumili si Bugoy ng sabon sa tindahan ni Aling Pacing…
Bugoy: (pasigaw) Pabili po ng SAFEGUARD!
Aling Pacing: (galit na sumigaw) Huwag kang sumigaw, TARANTADO! Hindi ako bingi! Anong SIM CARD? Globe o Smart?!

boy:knock knock...
girl: whos there
boy: puso mo
girl: puso mo who?

may mga funny videos ba kayo jan? yung extremely funny pa-share naman po thanks!

what is love??
love is when nag text sya
at nag paload ka...

alam ko luma na pero gusto ko lang talaga ipost yung kanta


10 MOST POWERFUL WOMEN ayon sa Forbes Magazine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCmRPpzRyCg

NGITI nman dyan,

i really dont get it why people in fast food chain orders fires, burger, spag, desserts and would choose diet coke as their drinks...


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BOY: "Daddy? How did i come into this world?"
DAD: Listen carefully.
"Mom and Dad met in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from Dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading, we discovered we did not use

Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try this ..
This will blow your mind...!
Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!! !!!!!

ELOW TO ALL...just a newbie here in tristan,,,pwde pa welcome ^_^...by d way im Fred,,,cebuano...20 pure lalaki,,,Thanx,,,in advance,, ^_^ ....

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need",

Anak umuwi ng bahay (GALIT)

hindi lahat ng goodbyes malungkot...

"goodbye class! class is dismissed"