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The Strangest Wal Mart Customer
posted by (11.20.2009 @ 5:32 PM) views: 117
Dear Mrs. Denner,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Denner are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
Scary Story 1
posted by (11.19.2009 @ 9:17 PM) views: 221
Halina kayo at magtipon sa aking harapan. Maupo kayo at ako’y magsasalaysay ng dalawang kwento ng kababalaghan. Sindihan na ang kandila. At ipatong sa… sa… sino ba ang dapat na magdadala ng bungo, ha?

Bueno, narito ang unang kwentong pinamagatang…
bill daw...
posted by (11.18.2009 @ 10:39 AM) views: 352
Reporter: Manny, ano'ng bill ang gagawin mo kapag congressman
ka na?
Manny: Ano'ng bill? yung tomotonog pagkatapos ng bawat
round sa bukseng?
oh nasiyahan kau sa Part 1? cge part 2 tau!
posted by (11.17.2009 @ 12:52 AM) views: 551



first time q mgpatawa d2! :charing:
posted by (11.15.2009 @ 11:11 PM) views: 555
k so hir we go..: t a r a y : 

A grandMa clebratd
her 70th
Little Johnny's dad :)
posted by (11.13.2009 @ 11:05 PM) views: 458
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a
condom about to give his wife some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,
"Whatcha doin' Daddy?"
A must watch video
posted by (11.10.2009 @ 5:36 PM) views: 456
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeXjgcoKQPs

share lang.
Wala Lang!
posted by (11.09.2009 @ 10:19 AM) views: 867



Eight Qualities of a Perfect BoyFriend:
Wala Lang!
posted by (11.06.2009 @ 6:12 PM) views: 918

A large sigboard says: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
Nakita ng lasenggo... "So what?! Sino ba nagmamadali?"
pangalan daw...
posted by (11.05.2009 @ 4:18 PM) views: 851
Aling Dionisia: Manny gusto ko mag anak ulit kau ni Jinky. At gusto ko kasama na pangalan ko!
Manny: Sige 'nay, pero mahirap mag isip ng pangalan.
Aling Dionisia: Wag ka mag alala manny may naisip na ko.
Manny: Talaga 'nay?!!
testing lang. :D
posted by (11.02.2009 @ 3:01 PM) views: 940



Math Genius!!
posted by (11.01.2009 @ 8:31 AM) views: 709
Click niyo to!!

o panuorin niyo n lng dito
riddles wahaha at patawang nakakatawa
posted by (10.30.2009 @ 11:34 PM) views: 1122
courtesy of tcaf:

1. "Ang sarap haplusin ng buo mong katawan... at dumampi sa parteng ako lang ang nakagagawa. Masarap, di ba? Pero bandang huli, iiwan mo lang ako sa isang tabi..." [ TUWALYA ]
The Height OF...............
posted by (10.28.2009 @ 7:18 PM) views: 945
Height of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

Height of Confusion - Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Wala Lang!
posted by (10.28.2009 @ 6:11 PM) views: 983

Mike: Pare bakit ka tulala?
Anton: Asawa ko naghire ng driver-- gwapo, bata at macho.
Mike: Bakit? Selos ka?
V3mTot is Back....
posted by (10.28.2009 @ 4:37 AM) views: 1170
Bakit ganito ang tao?
#1 Hindi na nga alam ang gagawin sa buhay niya, gusto pang humaba ito.
#2 Dasal nang dasal na mapunta sa langit, ayaw namang mauna.
#3 Naranasan na nga ang hirap ng mabuhay, gusto pang uminom ng gamot kontra A (H1N1) virus.
Wala Lang!
posted by (10.27.2009 @ 5:12 PM) views: 639



Matindi
+_+
posted by (10.26.2009 @ 10:52 PM) views: 802
Sa Palengke...

Tindera: Ilang tali ng sitaw?
About The Storms of The Philippines 2009!
posted by (10.23.2009 @ 10:55 PM) views: 784
Tune:Leron Leron Sinta

Ondoy, Pepeng baha
Abot hanggang paa
Wala Lang!
posted by (10.23.2009 @ 9:43 AM) views: 718



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